I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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