yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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