ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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