u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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