Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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