I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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