Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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