Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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