I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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