I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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