guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Fuck appropriateness.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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