I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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