Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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