Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Randomize
