True but thats because hes a fetus.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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