We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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