I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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