rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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