in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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