I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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