STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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