I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do vagina's smell?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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