apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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