she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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