awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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