so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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