I am puke
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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