"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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