I'm going to jail i love you
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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