I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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