And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
