you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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