he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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