wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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