how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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