um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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