We won't sleep together?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I am one with the molecules
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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