I seem to have left my pride at pride
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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