If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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