what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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