People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
