How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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