similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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