Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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