i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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