we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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