Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Randomize
