You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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