Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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