So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
