i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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